tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36463122024-03-26T02:28:42.395-07:00CULT OF THE DEAD COWBraindumps. Rants. Mind viruses. Deadly memes. Extreme fashion statements. Direct from the hackers of the CULT OF THE DEAD COW. Taste the 31337 hax0r flavah. W0rd.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1090273146863616592004-07-19T14:38:00.000-07:002004-07-19T14:39:37.656-07:00Deth Veggie? Is this you? <p>I know Veggie loves ninjas, but I'm pretty sure he would have told us if he was starring in a web cartoon. This sounds so much like his voice!
<p><p><a href="http://snaxor.com/snaxor/flash/ninja/ninja.htm"> Ninja Jeopardy</a>. </p><p><p>-Lady C
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Carrienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1089770629717284222004-07-13T19:00:00.000-07:002004-07-13T19:08:25.690-07:00More texXxt? So soon?Yes, it's true. There's <b>another</b> new t-file up on <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/">the main site</a>. Here it is:
<a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0393.html">#393</a> - "Nightcrawler" by The BMC (of <a href="http://www.textscene.com/">textscene.com</a> and <a href="http://www.neo-comintern.com/">Neo-Comintern</a> fame). A tale of love, friendship, <i>Wheel of Fortune</i>, late night strolls, and man's unending quest for noodles.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1089342034452095322004-07-08T19:47:00.000-07:002004-07-08T20:02:01.583-07:00cDc: 20 Years of HOPEFrom the <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/update30.html">BRAND NEW Global Domination Update</a>:
"<i>All hell's a poppin'. Bill Clinton has released his magnum door stopper.
Dubya's learning to read. It's a great day for literacy. Michael Moore is
promoting Fahrenheit 9/11, his meditation on Presidential facial tics. And
not to be outdone, Al Quaeda lensmen are doing boffo in the blood and guts
department. Kind of like a low budget Mel Gibson film, but we digress. The
Washington press corps couldn't be more outraged. OUTRAGED we say.
Normally the fourth estate is too busy reprinting Whitehouse bumf to notice
reality. But hark, there's a stench of glory in the air. We're in an
election year. Yay! Rock the vote. Free drinks. Ugly t-shirts. Kiss my
blog. The right wants Tubby Moore's guts for lunch, and the left wants to
light Ann Coulter's thong on fire. It's mourning in America, and Ronnie's all
gone. Sniff. But who gives a stinking brownie?
!!! BECAUSE IT'S THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY !!!
Now is the time to reflect on the things that truly matter. Like world peace,
human rights, and kissing our Big Cow Ass.</i>"
That's right folx, we're celebrating our 20th Anniversary this weekend at <a href="http://www.2600.com/"><i>2600 magazine</i></a>'s <a href="http://www.the-fifth-hope.org/hoop/">Fifth HOPE Convention</a> in NYC. Y'all come on out and see us; that'd shore be swell. Uh-huh. We're sponsoring a HOT Hacktivism panel that SHOULD NOT BE MISSED.
Also, in celebration of this glorious occasion, there are a plethora of new <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/textfile_index.php3">t-files</a>.
Several of the new files are translations of pamphlets by the White Rose, a passive resistance group from Hitler-era Germany. Inspirational.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1088080038578995812004-06-24T05:26:00.000-07:002004-06-24T05:33:52.063-07:00cDc #384There's a new t-file up on <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/">the main cDc site</a>. Actually, it's not that new; it was posted on June 3. It's a sneaky file, which is why its release is only now being mentioned.
It's the paper that Oxblood delivered at <a href="http://islandia.law.yale.edu/isp/digital_cops.htm">the CyberCrime and Digital Law Enforcement Conference</a> at Yale Law School last March. Check it out -- <a href="http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0384.html">cDc #384</a>: "Hacktivism, From Here to There."Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1084156861471261812004-05-09T19:34:00.000-07:002004-05-09T19:41:01.470-07:00Sasser worm...An 18 year old German kid <a href="http://www.wjactv.com/technology/3283274/detail.html">was arrested for creating the "Sasser" worm.</a>
Does "Sasser" mean something in German? In English, it looks like it means "one who sasses," as in one who talks back. "Don't you give me no sass, boy!"
"<i>Unlike most outbreaks, Sasser does not require users to activate it by clicking on an e-mail attachment.</i>"
Sure, that's pretty cool, I guess. But, if you guys could quit writing these worms that serve no real purpose, that'd be great.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1080500963175382642004-03-28T11:09:00.000-08:002004-03-28T11:12:40.200-08:00Scooby Doo 2 and BeefThe new Scooby Doo movie was released on Friday. It was okay. More like the cartoon than the first one, in my opinion.
Here's a related story by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3245084/boards/profile/">Walt Disney's Frozen Head</a>: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0331632/board/thread/7336646">Hanna and Barbera were my bitches</a>.
Oh, and if you want cow-related news, check out <a href="http://www.forbes.com/business/newswire/2004/03/28/rtr1314474.html">U.S. fondness for beef nudges food prices higher</a>: "<i>The hearty American appetite for beef, unshaken by the first U.S. case of mad cow disease, may fuel the largest annual increase in food prices in a decade, U.S. economists say.
Prices could climb by more than 3 percent this year, a much larger gain than usual but still modest enough to avoid becoming an election-year issue, they said. It has been three decades since food inflation excited political concern.</i>"
Yeah.
Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1078359412940184022004-03-03T16:16:00.000-08:002004-03-03T16:19:42.530-08:00AIDS Pill and SatireFrom <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,62436,00.html">Wired News</a>:
"<i> Hundreds of healthy people in Africa, Cambodia and two U.S. cities will begin taking doses of a powerful AIDS drug as part of a series of studies into the use of medicine to stop HIV infection before it starts.
If the studies produce promising results, the world may end up with a daily pill to keep AIDS at bay. While researchers have plenty of questions -- Will the drug make people sick? Will it make them careless? Will it cost too much? -- there's plenty of hope, too. Considering that a vaccine may not appear until the end of the decade, if ever, this could be quite a leap."</i>
And <a href="http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/">here</a>'s an awesome satire of <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/">godhatesfags.com</a>:
"<i>Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.</i>"Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1074081857953439922004-01-14T04:04:00.000-08:002004-01-14T04:05:38.043-08:00Terrible typo...10 points if you can find the typo in <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040106/photos_ts_afp/040106142132_7a04awso_photo0&e=7">this caption</a> (pointed out by <a href="http://www.michaelduff.net/">Michael Duff</a>).Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1073852533509602722004-01-11T12:22:00.000-08:002004-01-11T12:23:30.826-08:00More bad taste...No one laughed much at my last joke, so I decided to try again:
What's red and has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1070412154437130142003-12-02T16:42:00.000-08:002003-12-02T16:45:16.140-08:00Bad TasteHere's a joke for you. Bad taste abounds.
Q: "What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?"
A: "Christopher Walken."
Yes.
Fine, it's not original and you might've heard it before. Oh well, it's still funny.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1069801741510441992003-11-25T15:09:00.000-08:002003-11-25T15:09:32.576-08:00The KKK and dog meatKlan initiation gone bad (from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/">cnn.com</a>): <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/11/24/klan.initiation.ap/index.html">"Participant at KKK initiation wounded after shots fired into sky</a>."
Ha-ha.
Vietnamese junkies (from <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/">bbc.co.uk</a>): <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3229056.stm">"Vietnamese boy 'sold as dog meat'."</a>
The addicts <i>tied up the boy, put him in a sack and sold him to a restaurant for 300,000 dong ($19), the report said.
The restaurateur released the boy, fed him and told the police.</i>"
That's fucked up.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1066923001917093062003-10-23T08:30:00.000-07:002003-10-23T08:30:01.660-07:00R.I.P. Elliott Smith<a href="http://www.elliottsmith.com/">Elliott Smith</a> committed suicide yesterday. Here's a good article about <a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/03-10/22.shtml">him and his death</a>. He died of a single stab wound to the chest.
I saw him play right before he became pseudo-famous and got his Oscar nomination for the song from <i>Good Will Hunting</i>. He played a show at Motor 308 (Grandmaster Ratte' and Franken Gibe's warehouse/club/skatepark/venue-thing from mid-1990s Lubbock). That would have been...late 1996 or early 1997. A band called the Softies opened for him. He was good, but his music was horribly depressing, if I remember correctly.
Alas.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1066409388683462162003-10-17T09:49:00.000-07:002003-10-17T09:49:48.136-07:00Pizza is goodYum yum yum.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1065638899144996522003-10-08T11:48:00.000-07:002003-10-08T11:48:18.763-07:00World Beard and Mustache ChampionshipsHey, check out <a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/">the World Beard and Mustache Championships</a> November 1 in Carson City, NV.
"<em>The World Beard and Moustache Championships will take place in Carson City, Nevada, on November 1, 2003. A panel of distinguished judges will determine which beards and moustaches in seventeen separate categories merit their owners the championship trophies and the coveted world champion titles. Special prizes will also be awarded to the youngest contestant, the contestant who traveled the farthest to attend, and the people's favorite.</em>"
Aww yeah.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1064335099572022992003-09-23T09:38:00.000-07:002003-09-23T09:40:43.973-07:00interesting alt.fan.cult-dead-cow thread<i>From: kaleidoscope
Subject: What is a dead cow?
Is that like the overlords, and revenge cow?
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<i>From: steinfische
Subject: Re: What is a dead cow?
The rebellion of the avenging cow where resistance is futile ?
No, not even a little bit like that.
More like bestiality scat which rapidly transcends into a bloody snuff
movie where the bovine is the dominating star.
Where the people bathe in and consume their fill of warm bovine piss,
shit, meat and gore.
Come, jump in... the bodily fluid is great.
sf<><
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"Come, jump in...the bodily fluid is great." What a rad quote.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1063386469770524322003-09-12T10:07:00.000-07:002003-09-12T10:07:49.826-07:00two johnsMan, this really sucks: <a href="http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=133773">Johnny Cash Dies at 71</a>. Johnny Cash was one of the coolest people who ever lived. I don't know what else to say. Fuck.
Also, <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/965580.asp">Actor John Ritter dies at 54</a>. He died of a torn aorta, caused by "an unrecognized flaw in his heart." Say what you want about Ritter, but he was pretty funny as Jack Tripper, and he was pretty good in <i>Sling Blade</i>.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1061334684700446042003-08-19T16:11:00.000-07:002003-08-19T16:15:10.153-07:00Links for Tuesday...<a href="http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/smut.html">Harry Potter "Fun with Innuendo"</a> - Awesome, check out these fine examples:
<i>
"...did things with a wand I've never seen before..." (711)
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. (48)
"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458)</i>
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From cDc's Omega:
<a href="http://www.local6.com/news/2414796/detail.html">Phish bassist gets kicked in the nuts for trying to molest the daughter of a Hell's Angel.</a>
"<i>The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources
say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body.</i>"
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Check out this big ass cross! <a href="http://www.crossministries.net/">crossministries.net</a><br>
'Cuz, you know, I'm sure God would want a big ass cross to be put into the middle of the Texas panhandle, rather than spending the time and money it took to make it into feeding the hungry, curing the sick, etc.
Wanna see something really disturbing? <a href="http://www.crossministries.net/Page_16.htm">Click here</a>. Scroll down to see a statue of Jesus holding <i>an aborted fetus</i>. Sure, it's protected speech. But that don't mean it ain't disturbing.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1060908450032828462003-08-14T17:47:00.000-07:002003-08-14T17:52:33.786-07:00Blackout and Willie Nelson and the birth of cDcSo, apparently a large part of the northeastern U.S. is experiencing a blackout. There are thousands of people on the streets in New York City. The subways don't work, so people are stuck.
Damn, I'm glad I live in Texass.
Speaking of which, my lovely fiancée and I went to see <a href="http://www.willienelson.com/">Willie Nelson</a> the other day. Throughout the first half of the show, there was a large Texas flag behind the stage. After that, a U.S. flag was unfurled. The Texas flag is mightier, by far. It was a good show, but a little bizarre...I'm not used to country shows. No frisking at the door, shot girls roaming around, beer in cans rather than cups. Anyway, it was at <a href="http://www.canyonamp.com/">this venue</a> that used to be a slaughterhouse. No shit. Actually, most of the good (and many not-so-good) shows that come through here play at this venue. Coincidentally, this is the <i>same</i> slaughterhouse where (after it was abandoned) cDc was founded.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1059594805904380632003-07-30T12:52:00.000-07:002003-07-30T12:53:46.670-07:00Monster Trucks!cDc heartily approves of the Chicago Museum of Science's Monster Trucks exhibit.
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/TRAVEL/07/30/sprj.st03.monster.trucks.ap/index.html"> http://www.cnn.com/2003/TRAVEL/07/30/sprj.st03.monster.trucks.ap/index.html</a>
Carrienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1057093770456408702003-07-01T14:09:00.000-07:002003-07-01T14:21:09.226-07:00shirtless idiotsI went to see Korn last night. 'Twas a good show. I was reminded, though, of a posting that <a href="http://www.noisybox.net/">a friend of mine</a> made in his blog a while back:
"<i> After the last 2 shows I've been to, I feel it necessary to explain some things for would-be concert goers. Some people just don't seem to understand how to play nicely at shows:
1. If you ate Greek, Italian, or Indian before the show, chew some fuckin gum.
2. Wear a shirt with sleeves. Leave the shirt ON.
3. Take a shower and wash your hair at least once in the week prior to the show.
4. The pit != "Fight Club" (although this one is arguable). Really though, I just can't understand why somebody would pay a ticket price to basically roam around throwing elbows and fists and generally trying to fuck people up, all the while ignoring the show. Save some money and find an alleyway.
5. If you're tired, my shoulder is NOT a place for you to rest. My shoulder is not a convenient holder for your devil horns. My shoulder (or hip or leg or face) is not part of some magical crowd surfing ladder.
6. Pushing a crowd of people forward at full strength is retarded. Similarly, pushing a crowd of people backward at full strength is equally retarded</i>
True, true. What's the deal with taking off your shirt at a show? It just makes you look like an idiot. There was one guy last night who kept acting like he was all triumphant when he'd beat the other people in the pit enough that they would back off (seriously, he'd raise both hands and shout something...I couldn't tell what he was saying, but he seemed to htink he was the king of the pits or something). Dude, being king-of-the-idiots-in-the-pit doesn't change the fact that you're still an idiot-in-the-pit.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-1055805621757426302003-06-16T16:20:00.000-07:002003-06-16T16:20:21.660-07:00gnuzCatholic Bishop in hit-and-run:
-<a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/927435.asp?cp1=1">MSNBC article</a>
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'Metallica rethinks the Internet':
-<a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/925916.asp?0dm=N1DYL">MSNBC article</a>
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<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/06/16/showbuzz/index.html#1">Mel Gibson's making a movie about Jesus</a>. Dialog will be only in Latin and Aramaic with <b>no subtitles</b>. He promises it will "inspire not offend" Catholics and Jews.
Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-2004194082003-06-12T15:11:00.000-07:002003-06-12T15:13:56.000-07:00Haunted BoxCheck out this weird eBay auction: "<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2934101644">Ghost/Haunted/Cursed/DIBBUK BOX</a>." As the guy who pointed it out to me said, "it's damn long, some bizaaro auction.......like witchcraft weirdness....." With an endorsement like that, how can you lose?
Fine, it's a little cheesy. But that's a great way to try to sell your old crap.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-2003876262003-06-05T00:39:00.000-07:002003-06-05T00:39:01.736-07:00Weld Pond, Gay? Aaah, another enjoyable evening in Kirkland, Washington, with Weld Pond and his guest for the evening, newsham. They waited for us at Marina Grill, but we were sadly delayed by my cousins. We met them at the Mexican restaurant adjunct, which was too noisy for conversation. Soon we moved to the piano bar where a very oversexed Barry-Manilow looklike plays Billy Joel songs for 40ish trampy women who insist on singing along. At the end of the evening a very drunk man hits on me. I'm sitting next to my fiancee, wearing my engagement ring, and Weld gets annoyed. He says to the man, "Can't you see she's here with her fiancee? Show some respect, man!"
<p>The guy says, "But we're cool, we're from New York!"
<p>"So what," Weld says, "We're from Boston and we'll kick your ass."
<p>The guy looks at Weld and Newsham and says, "That's cool, you two make a good couple" and wanders off... Carrienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-2003588892003-05-29T12:59:00.000-07:002003-05-29T19:39:05.000-07:00Enterprise cancelled; TNN reinvents itself; digging up Billy the KidCheck it out: <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/news/">http://rumandmonkey.com/news/</a>.
Apparently, the latest Star Trek series has been cancelled:
"<i> Trekkies were astounded today to hear the news that the latest Star Trek spin-off, called Enterprise or something, and starring that guy from Quantum Leap, is to be cancelled. Poor ratings have hit the show hard, and executives have been criticised for failing to include a hologram called "Al" played by Dean Stockwell. Following on from the box-office failure of Star Trek: Nemesis, it looks certain that Paramount are going to be unable to make more money from new Star Trek episodes or films in the future, and will have to make do with raking in huge grubby wheelbarrow loads of cash through endlessly repeating the 24 existing series of Star Trek on the telly while simultaneously selling fans boxed sets of the same series for 70 quid a go.</i>"
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<a href="http://www.thenewtnn.com/">TNN</a> (The Nashville Network) is reinventing itself as <a href="http://www.spiketv.com/">Spike TV</a>, "the first network for men." It will/does feature a new Ren and Stimpy series, as well as the <a href="http://www.thenewtnn.com/shows/ateam/">A-Team</a> and my new favorite, <a href="http://www.thenewtnn.com/shows/meec/">Most Extreme Elimination Challenge</a>. It's a Japanese show, kind of like <i>Jackass</i>, only it's a game show without prizes. It's also incorrectly dubbed into English. "Captain Tenneal" and "Guy Le Douche" are two of the field commentators. Excellent.<b></b>
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Apparently, they're <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/917607.asp?cp1=1">digging up Billy the Kid</a>. At least, they're digging up both of the people that might be Billy the Kid. They're also digging up his mom. And some other people that are buried at Fort Sumner because they aren't sure which grave is definitely his. Because, you know, it's really necessary to know if someone who died over a hundred years ago is really who they think it was or if someone else who died over fifty years ago is the real person. Yes, necessary.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3646312.post-2001620292003-04-17T09:33:00.000-07:002003-04-17T10:52:04.000-07:00Butt Implants...Apparently, the new trend in plastic surgery is silcone butt implants. I guess the scene in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0239948">Saving Silverman</a> was based on fact:
According to ABCNews.com (story link below), "<i>Buttocks implants, a procedure in which a soft but solid silicone implant is placed in the upper half of the buttocks, are science's solution. Though the procedure is still relatively rare, it's a new option for women who want a bigger, fuller, more rounded rear end.</i>"
Don't worry, though, men have the bigger-ass option, too.
Interestingly, "'<i>The implants have a more "solid" covering than breast implants because they must sustain weight...There's been an increasing interest from the public, so surgeons want to know more about them,</i>'" says Dr. James Wells in a WebMD interview (story link below).
Saline implants are also available, for those of you who might be worried about having bags of silicone in your ass.
Related links:
<a href="http://content.health.msn.com/content/article/53/61305.htm">MSN Health/WebMD story</a>
<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/GoodMorningAmerica/lopezlift_020129.html">ABC News story</a>
<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,49052,00.html">Fox News story</a>
<a href="http://www.internationalsurgery.com/eng/index_nf.htm">internationalsurgery.com advertisement</a>
<a href="http://www.liposuction-tummy-tucks.com/buttock_lift.htm">liposuction-tummy-tucks.com advertisement</a>
<a href="http://purpletights.com/reg/investigate/buttimplants.htm">purpletights.com - a fake letter to plastic surgeons about butt implants and many responses to it</a>
Pseudo-related: <a href="http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm254051.html">unsolvedmysteries.com - "Lady Arrested For Having Illegal Butt Implants"</a>
<b>Coming soon: the cDc a$$-o-matic Do-It-Yourself Home Implant Kit!</b>
Don't worry, it'll be in stores in time for the 2003 Christmas season. Is there a better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a bigger ass? Uhh, yeah.Myleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07473403802517925751noreply@blogger.com